Why Ainsley Hayes is such a cool Republican:

"The point is that sexual revolution tends to get in the way of actual revolution. Nonsense issues distract attention away from real ones."

"This White House that feels that government is better for children than parents are. That looks at 40 years of degrading and humiliating free lunches, handed out in a spectacularly failed effort to level the playing field, and says 'Let's try 40 more'. This White House that says of anyone that points that out to them that they are cold and mean and racists, and then accuses the Republicans of using the politics of fear. This White House that loves the Bill of Rights, all of them - except the second one."

"Textbooks are important, if for no other reason than they accurately place the town of Kirkwood in California and not in Oregon."

"I'm not gonna say anything, I'm not gonna spill anything. I'm not gonna get Republican juice on you."

"I am a citizen of this country, I am not a special subset in need of your protection. I do not have to have my rights handed down to me by a bunch of old, white men. The same Article 14 that protects you protects me, and I went to law school just to make sure. And with that, I am going back down to the mess, because I thought I may have seen there, a peach."

"I believe that every time the federal government hands down a new law it leaves for the rest of us a little less freedom."

...all of these things justify my watching the Commie show, because Sorkin would always remember that not all of us conservatives are CRAZY. Who wants to join my non-crazy wing of the GOP? Let me know.