It's been a while...

Yeah I know, I left my blog lonely. But it's tough, it can handle it. This semester has already gotten crazy but there are a couple of things I wish to expound upon at a later date:

1. Woman marries dolphin
2. The new facebook status: "It's complicated"
3. How David White and I are the same person
4. How we should all listen to Tamina and not be dumb whores
5. Tales of the Monopoly Strippers: How to win all of Monopoly

Back later...